May 2013
lameborghini:
*sends u nudes but just as a friend*
ronaldreagay:
started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
“Crushes are fun. Or at least they’re supposed to be fun as long as you keep them...”
– Kovie Biakolo, Crushes Are Fun (via quote-book)
jesuschristvevo:
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
emotionallycorn:
having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no
urbancatfitters:
if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
omniturtle:
do u ever just look at someone and think “how are they so nice they are literally the sweetest person ever what dark secrets are they hiding”
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
rexuality:
realistic captions for selfies:
i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
this is the best...
fatggot:
i looked cute today so ill wear the same thing for the next 5 days
peregr1ne:
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
vvant:
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
binkshapiro:
whosromeo:
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
growlithed:
dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
gamsee:
my whole life is just “oh ok”
encourage:
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
