BA DUM TSS!

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"Crushes are fun. Or at least they’re supposed to be fun as long as you keep them that way. As long..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:37:14 +0200

“Crushes are fun. Or at least they’re supposed to be fun as long as you keep them that way. As long as you don’t get emotionally invested or fixated or keep imagining your reality to be what it is not – crushes are fun. But if you expect too much or feel too easily, you might end up with self-inflicted heart ache which just leaves you feeling empty-handed or just plain empty. And all of this for someone who never even promised you anything from the start.”

- Kovie Biakolo, Crushes Are Fun (via quote-book)

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:03:35 +0200

jr-downey-robert: deanisanactualprincess: totoislostinoz: carr...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:01:02 +0200

jr-downey-robert:

deanisanactualprincess:

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE

when we were watching this in english the whole class could tell and it was hilarious

A kid in my class started singing high school musical when he came on. We were all confused at first then we got it and most of us joined in.

jesuschristvevo: i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:00:52 +0200

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:48:55 +0200

gatzzby: hannahsneakers: why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books i mean best...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:48:45 +0200

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:48:43 +0200

a-very-starkid-blog:

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a-very-starkid-blog:

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emotionallycorn: having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:33:27 +0200

emotionallycorn:

having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:33:13 +0200

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

urbancatfitters: if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:33:08 +0200

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

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omniturtle: do u ever just look at someone and think “how are they so nice they are literally the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:14:34 +0200

omniturtle:

do u ever just look at someone and think “how are they so nice they are literally the sweetest person ever what dark secrets are they hiding”

hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:14:31 +0200

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

rexuality: realistic captions for selfies: i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty i...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:14:29 +0200

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty

i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird

i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes

i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit

this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments